Here's a good one I got off a Laffy Taffy: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a chicken?
Wait for it.
Drumsticks for everyone!
Oh, guess what, octopi are as smart as dogs. No really. They are. Look it up.
Monday, September 29, 2008
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Friday, September 26, 2008
Did anyone ever read "The Giving Tree"? Did it fill anyone else with indescribable rage as that stupid little kid repeatedly took advantage of the steadfast tree who maybe didn't want to give him anything and maybe just wanted to hang out in the forest and drop pine cones (yes, the tree in the story was deciduous, but we're talking about the tree's fantasy life, so I'm going to take a little artistic license) on that little sonuvabitch's head?! Anybody?!