Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Notes I Took While Watching "Foxy Brown"

There are boobs 30 seconds into this movie!

That's a really small gun.

"I'm a black man, and I don't know how to sing, and I don't know how to dance, and I don't know how to preach to no congregation, and I'm too small to play football, and I'm too ugly to be elected mayor."---He's not wrong; he looks like if Sammy Davis Jr. were hideous

Are those overalls? How did I not notice she was wearing overalls?

How could anyone be intimidated by a woman with bangs like that?

"That's my sister, baby. And she's a whole lotta woman."

Oh no, Pam Grier, I want the 'fro back!

"You tell me what you want done, and I'll do the hell out of. If the price is right."---You guys, I think she's talking about prostitution.

"Then why don't we adjudicate this matter in your chamber and maybe pass a few motions?"---This is my new pick-up line.

"And I got MY black belt in bar stools."---This is my new favorite movie


It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. OH NO WAIT I WAS KIDDING

They are on fire!

"Man, I'm ballin' my ol' lady, can't you come back later?"

Oh man, this is my new audition monologue.

She hit him WITH A PLANE

Oh my god EEEEEEW

Haha, that's what you get for having ugly bangs

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Inevitable Has Happened

And by "inevitable", I mean Dinosaur/Sharkity-shark showdown.

You guys, I didn't even use my "Fun With Dinosaurs" stencils to draw this.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

If There Is A God...

...then I'll turn into this when I'm old.