Tessa's Big Day

Tonight I ate an entire cherry pie in 17 minutes and 34 seconds.

I have this feeling that when I wake up in the morning I will ask myself "Where do I go from here?"

A Special Valentine's Day Message

At least Jesus loves you.

Your Patience Is Rewarded!

Remember back in October when I did that still life with cheap alcohol and snack food? Well, it's time for a reprise, this time with our good friend Two-Buck Chuckles and Trader Joe's Honey Nut O's! Holy cats, my life is so tasteful and classy.
Apologies for my nonexistent sense of perspective, making y'all wait this long for actual drawings, and the fact that it only occurred to me that glass was shiny when I was about 3/4 of the way done with this.

It Never Fails

pieces of chewing gum=layers of clothing

When in doubt, add another.

I Feel Ya, Jupiter

Watching animated models of the planets orbiting the sun always brings back the indignity of getting lapped at swim team practice when I was a kid.

I Could Do So Many "More Likes" With The Word "Peacock"

Another commission, this one from my pal Katie, who called me about 45 minutes ago asking me to design a peacock feather tattoo for her by 6:30 PM. Challenge accepted.

My Letter To Santa

Wishful thinking, because I'm probably just going to get a stocking full of coal, and rightly so.