Good News!

I know I've been a bit of a deadbeat blogger of late, due in large part to technological issues, BUT you will (I hope) be happy to hear that I have a brand spanking new scanner and some new doodles to upload! Yay! Right? Yay!

More fun to come.

And Another One

Spindly flapper has trouble walking.

Lionel Roy The Vinyl Boy

When I was in high school, there was a kid who would wear head-to-toe vinyl every single day. Pants, boots, hat, vest, jacket, gloves, sometimes even goggles. I spotted him so frequently that I felt I was doing him a disservice by continually referring to him as "that kid who wears head-to-toe vinyl every day," and so I dubbed him "Lionel Roy" for the simple reason that I could think of no other name that would rhyme with "Vinyl Boy." Eventually he stopped wearing vinyl, and I was, needless to say, very disappointed in him, and I even went so far as to write the lyrics to a tragic ballad on the subject, music provided by the then-boyfriend of one of my close pals. The song has since been lost in the sands of time (which is just as well, because my lyrics were pretty half-assed), and although I have contemplated a rewrite, for now, I think this similarly half-assed portrait will be a sufficient tribute to the boy who knew only of synthetic fabrics.

Further Experiments In Spindly Doodles

Is It Just My Obsession With Fishies This Summer?

Or is anchovy pizza the most delicious thing ever?

I'm going to go with "most delicious thing ever," in spite of the possible repercussions for such a flagrantly hyperbolic claim.

Or at least "a totally legitimate breakfast food."

I Ate Too Many

My Sister Made Cookies

There Are Worse Ways To Go

Don't cartoon deaths sometimes seem whimsically humane?

More Sinister Fishies

Yes, more of them.