Well, Thanksgiving is over, which means two things:
1) Pie for breakfast
2) The Christmas season has begun!
With Number 2 in mind, I give you the holiday garland that will revolutionize holiday decorating:
MistleToes!
I don't yet know what one is supposed to do under them, but I have no doubt it's something disturbing. And yet my house will soon be festooned with them. Get ready.