There are boobs 30 seconds into this movie!
That's a really small gun.
"I'm a black man, and I don't know how to sing, and I don't know how to dance, and I don't know how to preach to no congregation, and I'm too small to play football, and I'm too ugly to be elected mayor."---He's not wrong; he looks like if Sammy Davis Jr. were hideous
Are those overalls? How did I not notice she was wearing overalls?
How could anyone be intimidated by a woman with bangs like that?
"That's my sister, baby. And she's a whole lotta woman."
Oh no, Pam Grier, I want the 'fro back!
"You tell me what you want done, and I'll do the hell out of. If the price is right."---You guys, I think she's talking about prostitution.
"Then why don't we adjudicate this matter in your chamber and maybe pass a few motions?"---This is my new pick-up line.
"And I got MY black belt in bar stools."---This is my new favorite movie
SHE JUST PICKED A RAZOR BLADE UP WITH HER TONGUE NO WAY NO WAY
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. OH NO WAIT I WAS KIDDING
They are on fire!
"Man, I'm ballin' my ol' lady, can't you come back later?"
Oh man, this is my new audition monologue.
She hit him WITH A PLANE
Oh my god EEEEEEW
Haha, that's what you get for having ugly bangs
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tessa, i have seriously missed your special commentary. I think if i can find this movie, I'm going to watch it with this page open and play pretend. And the razor blade thing made me twitch. and the bangs thing at the end made me think of top gun and the dress.
i think i need to watch this movie
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