There are boobs 30 seconds into this movie!
That's a really small gun.
"I'm a black man, and I don't know how to sing, and I don't know how to dance, and I don't know how to preach to no congregation, and I'm too small to play football, and I'm too ugly to be elected mayor."---He's not wrong; he looks like if Sammy Davis Jr. were hideous
Are those overalls? How did I not notice she was wearing overalls?
How could anyone be intimidated by a woman with bangs like that?
"That's my sister, baby. And she's a whole lotta woman."
Oh no, Pam Grier, I want the 'fro back!
"You tell me what you want done, and I'll do the hell out of. If the price is right."---You guys, I think she's talking about prostitution.
"Then why don't we adjudicate this matter in your chamber and maybe pass a few motions?"---This is my new pick-up line.
"And I got MY black belt in bar stools."---This is my new favorite movie
SHE JUST PICKED A RAZOR BLADE UP WITH HER TONGUE NO WAY NO WAY
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. OH NO WAIT I WAS KIDDING
They are on fire!
"Man, I'm ballin' my ol' lady, can't you come back later?"
Oh man, this is my new audition monologue.
She hit him WITH A PLANE
Oh my god EEEEEEW
Haha, that's what you get for having ugly bangs