-watching The Ten Commandments while snuggling with an adorable puppy
-riding a dinosaur while eating cotton candy
-going on a fishing trip with Karl Lagerfeld
-being in a convent and writing dirty letters adorned with dinosaur stickers to my secret lover
-being best friends with a sharkity-shark for a day and subsequently getting eaten
-the RZA being my next-door neighbor
-Sid Vicious and Pam Grier as my shoulder Devil and Angel, respectively
-being old and sitting on my porch and yelling at kids
-having a servant whose only jobs are to give me popsicles and make me toast whenever I want
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Angela Woodside likes this.
this made me miss you so so SO much
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