I'm moving out of the ol' crack den, and into another town house with an identical floor plan. And yet here are the things I will miss (in no particular order):
1) Wacky dance parties at night in a well-illuminated room in front of the window.
2) The ghost.
3) The decorations (i.e. portraits of first ladies, tapestry of dogs playing pool, creepy painting of a child).
4) Two ant farms, no ants.
5) The fear that I am turning into one or both of the Edies from Grey Gardens.
6) Anti-gravity crate.