Yep, Sea Creatures, Act Surprised

Here's a good one I got off a Laffy Taffy: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a chicken?

Wait for it.

Wait...for...it...

Drumsticks for everyone!


Oh, guess what, octopi are as smart as dogs. No really. They are. Look it up.

Summer Is Over

But that doesn't mean you're safe!

Further Experiments In Spindly Doodles

Is It Just My Obsession With Fishies This Summer?

Or is anchovy pizza the most delicious thing ever?

I'm going to go with "most delicious thing ever," in spite of the possible repercussions for such a flagrantly hyperbolic claim.

Or at least "a totally legitimate breakfast food."

More Sinister Fishies

Yes, more of them.

Also...

Safety first.