Paul Newman Would Have Known What To Do

I am heartbroken we have lost such a beacon of goodness in a crocodile-filled world. RIP, Paul.

Literary Commentary

Did anyone ever read "The Giving Tree"? Did it fill anyone else with indescribable rage as that stupid little kid repeatedly took advantage of the steadfast tree who maybe didn't want to give him anything and maybe just wanted to hang out in the forest and drop pine cones (yes, the tree in the story was deciduous, but we're talking about the tree's fantasy life, so I'm going to take a little artistic license) on that little sonuvabitch's head?! Anybody?!

It's Over There

Summer Is Over

But that doesn't mean you're safe!

Okay, So Maybe I'm Clearly A Chump

I unintentionally lied when I said I would get right on updating this sucker, BUT I am back with a vengeance, and all the pen and thoughts your feeble human minds will be able to take!

STARTING NOW!!!

Good News!

I know I've been a bit of a deadbeat blogger of late, due in large part to technological issues, BUT you will (I hope) be happy to hear that I have a brand spanking new scanner and some new doodles to upload! Yay! Right? Yay!

More fun to come.

And Another One

Spindly flapper has trouble walking.