Friday, May 1, 2009

Gummy Worms

"I"m proud to put our name on this product. It represents the quality and value you've come to expect from CVS. I know you'll enjoy the great taste. As always, it carries our money back guarantee."

This is from a package of sour gummy worms from CVS.

I wish someone would give me a vote of confidence like that.

They weren't even very good gummy worms (yeah, the fact that gummy worms vary in quality comes as a shock to me, too).

3 comments:

Angela said...

Oh, gummy worms TOTALLY vary in quality. Isn't it odd?

Dan Shapiro said...

Shouldn't it be "I'm proud to put my name on this product" or "We're proud to put our name on this product?"

Tessa said...

You would think, wouldn't you? But hey, I'm not here to tell the CEO of CVS how to do his job. His acronym-starting-with-c-heavy job.