"I"m proud to put our name on this product. It represents the quality and value you've come to expect from CVS. I know you'll enjoy the great taste. As always, it carries our money back guarantee."
This is from a package of sour gummy worms from CVS.
I wish someone would give me a vote of confidence like that.
They weren't even very good gummy worms (yeah, the fact that gummy worms vary in quality comes as a shock to me, too).